Titans -9 vs. Chiefs. Larry Johnson is in active for this game so now the question is how many points will the chiefs get? 7, 10 that's about it, Tenn doesn't score a whole lot of points but in this case ill take the Titans.
Cowboys -7 vs Rams. Romo is the number 2 this week vs. the Rams. With that said i hope he doesn't play because its the rams, yes they did just beat Wash but lighting wont strike twice and Dallas as too much talent to lose this game. Even with Brad Johnson Dallas should still win by double digits.
Bills PK vs. Chargers. This is a long road trip for SD. The Bills are banged up and will struggle. LT is getting better week by week, and finally recovering from turf toe. Even though West Coast teams usually played bad when they go on these west coast-east coast trips in the chargers are a more talented team and should win this game.
Steelers -9.5 vs. Bengals. Through six weeks, Chris Perry has rushed for 253 yards on 96 carries (2.6 per carry) and the Cincy QBs have thrown for 1,039 yards, four TDs, seven INTs. Those aren't skill positions; those are still positions. This would be the worst team in the league if Detroit's Dan Orlovsky didn't scramble out of the end zone undaunted for three seconds last Sunday before anyone fully processed what was happening. Palmer is going to sit out of this game so take the Steelers and the points.
Dolphins -3 vs. Ravens. The Dolphins got some bulletin board material this week when Ravens coach John Harbaugh said that off-coordinator Cam Cameron did a great job last season with what he had. Unless you lived under a rock then you know that Cameron went 1-15. Flacco sucks still, the phins have more talent so ill take them.
Bears -3 vs. Vikings. The Bumbling Idiots Bowl is what i call this game. Brad Childress is at the point where he needs to either retire or get hit by a bus, either one would be a positive for Vikings fans. After Minnesota beat the Lions by 2 thanks in part to Dan Orlovsky, Childress said well men this is a good win there is no such things as a bad win. Our you fucking kidding me? He must be, whenever you beat a team that could lose to the school of Hellen Keller and your fans at halftime are talking about Kevin Love and the T-Wolves its a bad win. Then there is Lovie Smith, Lovie decided to squib the ball with 11 seconds left in the 4th with his team winning. Lovie's reasoning was about as logical as if it came from someone in a coma. Lets squib the ball give the Falcons the ball at the 40, let Matt Ryan do his best Brett Farve impersonation and win the game. Real Smart Lovie. Give me the Vikings, at least they have All Day Peterson.
Panthers -3 vs. Saints. At this point were in take the home team in every NFC South matchup. The panthers were embarrassed last week but thats ok because they were the road team. The Saints get Shockey and Colston back but i figure neither one of them will be a key part in the offense this week. Bush has a slight tweek in his hammy as well. One thing of interest here, if i was a NFC South team i would employee the Bush rule. That is allow Ray J to be present at every game, it will get into Reggie's head faster than you can say sex tape. Ill take the panthers.
Giants -10.5 vs. Niners. Mike Nolan needs to be fired now, right now. Up 9 in the fourth with one of the top running backs in football and what does Nolan do? he's passes over and over and over again. The giants will win this and cover simply because there more talented.
Texans -9.5 vs. Lions. The Lions are a disaster, there disaster level is right around Katrina at this point. I think i could go to a local supermarket and field a more competitive team. The Texans have more talent with A. Johnson and well thats its o and Mario Williams. If im lucky i will get to see Matt Schaub do the end zone celebration where he fired the ball 100 mph into the wall only this time it hits a fan squarely in the head, or maybe it could it the person who came on here and basically called me a jackass because i said NE had to travel back and fourth, yea lets hit that dumb fuck.
Colts -1.5 vs Packers. The Colts are back to January form now with Manning locked in. Addai is out with a hamstring injury but none the less Indy is a better team than GB. Give me Indy.
Jets -3 vs Raiders. "Paging Dr. McFadden ... Dr. McFadden, please report to the 2008 fantasy season ... paging Dr. McFadden ... this is an emergency ..." Tom the Cable Guy is a mess and Oakland is officially done. Can anyone else imagine a Raiders practice? Picture this Dangelo Hall covering Javon Walker. I would imagine its something like trying to watch Hellen Keller speak, just painful all around. The Raiders actually played for Kiffen but now they could care less. JETS.
Skins -7.5 vs. Browns. Every time they show Romeo Crennel on the sidelines, it seems like he's thinking to himself, "Five ... five ... five dollar foot loooooooooong ..." And you know what? I still like the Browns this week no matter what's happening with Kellen Winslow's testicles. Hey, did anyone else feel dumb about laying 13 points with the Redskins last week, losing the game outright, then realizing they had won their previous four games by a total of 20 points? Or was it just me? The Skins are hungry about being embarrassed but the Browns offense actually showed a pulse last week.
Bucs -10.5 vs Seahawks. The Seahawks are so banged up there starting to look like Jason Kidd's wife. Dear Lord im sorry that's awful, the seahawks are so banged up their starting to look like Mike Vicks pit bulls. Ok so im going to hell now, but you get the idea, ill take the Bucs
Pats -3.5 vs Broncos. My have the mighty fallen, though this was expected just not this bad. The pats are at this point, the defense realizes that no team can win a super bowl with a guy like Matt Cassell. Randy Moss is out running every defender in football only to have to break his ankle in order to try and catch a under thrown ball. The pats biggest weakness is their secondary which is just awful, and Denver's greatest strength is their passing game. I still stand by my Jay Cutler for MVP, and Brandon Marshall who may be the best WR in football will treat the Pats secondary like R Kelley treats teenagers.
season 7-10-1
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