2010 the Movie???

Somewhere in a NBA league office David Stern is sitting in a chair saying to himself "jesus i dont get paid enough for this shit." Just a few weeks into the season and a blind man could tell you that there are only a handful of teams that are gonna be there in the end, those teams are the Celtics, Lakers, Rockets, Hornets, Cavs, and Jazz, o and the Spurs. You may think i am crazy about putting Utah and the Spurs there but both teams have one thing in common and that is a plethora of injuries. The Jazz are without Deron Williams who is the heart and soul of the team and the Spurs are without Tony Longoria-Parker. In the end though i dont see anyone stopping the Lakers and Celtics from meeting in the Finals again. Now to the rest of the NBA and why David Stern wants to O.J. Simpson someone by weeks end. First the state of the Knicks. Does anyone else feel that if a terrioist unit overtook the Knicks it would be the best thing for basketball. I can see it now, theres James Dolan owner of the Knicks on the phone with Montana state representatives trying to see if he could move the Knicks there because he feels that there is a competitive sports market in Montana and there would be no other sports competition in the state. Then theres Isaiah Thomas, know hes still affiliated with the organization but the organization denys this and says "he's associated with us but he can not talk to the players." So theres Isaiah Thomas sitting in his 4x4 cubical on the phone with NYPD because someone at his household has OD, Thomas responses to this news with the following response " OK officer ill trade you a 1st, 2nd, the rights to LeBron in 2010 and cash consideration for whatever prescription drugs my relative has taken." Now that Dolan has been snuffed by terrorists and Thomas dead by OD or possible irritate Knick fan that takes us to Stephon Marbury and Mike D'Antoni. These two should have there own sitcom. Marbury says he wont play he would like to but just doesn't, D'Antoni says hey i offered him 35 mins he turned them down. Who do you believe the guy with a tattoo on his head and a wonderful sneaker that is priced at $10.99 or the guy that believes the shot clock should be 7 seconds and that basketball should be a half court game. Anyone else think Steph is gonna turn into Latrell Spreewell, choke out his coach and then turn down money because he says he has to feed his family. The solution is to trade Marbury.... to Iraq for a rocket laucnher to be named so Donnie Walsh can blow this whole team up.

Ok so when the fuck did the NY Knicks become the most storied franchise in league history, please someone tell me. This team could win the next 12 championships in a row and only be considered 3rd, ESPN could run a story tomorrow that Magic Johnson and Bill Russell both were in a secret underground gambling society with Pete Rose and Rick Neuhisel thus leading to all championships being stripped from both teams and still the Knicks would be 3rd. You see the pattern here NY, your always gonna be the 3rd wheel. I love to here all these Knicks fans talk about 2010. So i got a question do they think that on December 31 at 11:59 when the clock strikes midnight that its all of a sudden going to be june 15 2010 and hey what do you know its the Lebron James lottery. The NY Knicks and all their fans just need to shut the fuck up already and enjoy the next 2 horrible seasons. I cant remember any other sports franchise in recent memory publicly come out and say hey were having a fire sale... for the next 2 years. Yea see fans were going to try to trade away every guy that makes over a million dollars so that me have enough cap room for LJ. The funny thing is the fans are ok with this, i mean just how fucking stupid are you im sorry i did not realize that it said in Genesis act 3 verse 1 In 2010 the LeBron James will descend upon the city of New York and on the team of the Knicks, thus bringing prosperity and great wealth to all. I can not wait to see the draft lottery when the Knicks send Stephon Marbury as their team rep because they believe he is a mythological creature that stands for bad luck, only they get the 1st pick the next 2 years, which would be comical because you will never see a GM like Donnie Walsh try harder to get rid of those picks for expiring contracts. I am at the point where i want Steven Spielberg to do a movie titled 2010: The day the NBA stood still. It would have everything you could want. You have teams killing themselves to clear cap space. You have rumors galore. You have a staggering number of star free agents who might be available including Wade, Bosh, and LeBron. The story could be how 3 men none who are college graduates out smarted everyone in the NBA and held it hostage for an entire 3 months, yep i wanna see that in IMAX. All this LeBron talk now leads me to my final point.

LeBron James, i agree with Sir Charles when he said you need to shut up. LeBron James, the high school grad that he is responded by saying " Charles is stupid." LeBron James sure is a deep thinker. Now i understand that for the next 2 years all i am going to here is where is LeBron James going to play, maybe he stays with the Cavs, maybe he goes to the Pistons or maybe he sells his soul to the Knicks. The last person to sell their soul to the Knicks was Patrick Ewing, and yea we all know how that worked out for him. If i was a GM i would say fuck LeBron and his 22% shooting percentage from 3, i would say fuck LeBron James and the fact that he does not make his teammates better, i would say fuck the fact that he is not concerned with being Jordan on the court, but that he wants to be Jordan off the court which is a global icon. If i was a GM i would try to get 2 superstars instead of LeBron. Give me Amare Stoudimare and D Wade, or Bosh and Dirk or any of those 4 players Wade and Bosh whatever two of then will beat LeBron James. Im sick of hearing that LeBron is the best player in the league as well. He is not, if I am building a team i would take Kobe and Chris Paul before him, and if i was guaranteed by GOD that D Wade would never ever again get injured i would take him as well. How can you LeBron fan boys say he is the best when he shoots 28% from 3 and that just went up only because he went 3-4 in his last game, he is a career 73% ft shooter. Hold on and lets reflect on that last stat, the supposed air apparent to MJ is a career 73% ft shooter, now if im gonna call someone the greatest player of all time i would like to think he can hit a shot when know one is covering him, i mean hell MJ was a career 84% ft shooter. It's so bad that in 06-07 he shot 69%, really go get me Stevie Wonder and i bet i can get him to make 7 out of 10. I wonder if LeBron knows that he cant shoot, because he jacks up more three's than anyone, in 06 he attempted 379 3 pointers, he hit 127 of them, thats an outstanding 33%. So when people tell me that LeBron is better than Kobe i laugh. Kobe wants to be like Jordan on the court thats where him and LeBron differ. Kobe is having a down year some would say because he is only averaging 24 ppg, but that is because he is taking far fewer shots now because he has a solid cast around him, and hey they are in 1st place so no complaints. Kobe like MJ is a good ft shooter this year shooting 83%, Kobe's worst year 79% would be a career high for LeBron. Also Kobe has 3 rings to LeBron's 0. I know kobe had Shaq and you LeBron fans would say well if LeBron had Shaq he would have had 3 rings as well. Well we just will never know now will we, and o Kobe averaged 23, 29, and 25 ppg during those 3 seasons. Kobe at one time suffered from what i believe LeBron James is going through, i dont trust my teammates syndrome. Now the only remedy for this disease is maturity, It took Kobe a while to grow up but now that he has look where he is. Dont try and give me Kobe cant win by himself either and LeBron can. Jordan had Pippen and you dont see anyone devaluing those championships or Jordans ability. In the NBA 1 player can not win by himself, many have tryed few have succeeded. In the end i want the guy that cares about winning a championship and making everyone around him better, not the guy who wants to be a global icon and is already thinking about his next paycheck that is 2 years down the road.

Jamz of the Week

1. Lil Wayne feat The Game- Red Magic

2. Kanye West- Welcome to Heartbreak

3. Joe Budden feat The Game- The Future

4. Akon- Over the Edge

5. Akon- Sunny Days

Jamz of the Week

1. Kanye West feat Lil Wayne- See you in my nightmares

2. Kanye West- Streetlights

3. Game feat Brandy- Right Here

4. Akon feat Colby O'Donis- beautiful

5. Ludacris feat Nas , Jay-Z- i do it for hip hop

ACC Preview

he's back and he's hungry!!!

1. UNC 7. Maryland

2. Duke 8. Ga-Tech

3. Miami 9. B.C.

4. Wake Forest 10. UVA

5. Va-Tech 11. NC St

6. Clemson 12. FSU

Pac-10 Preview

James Harden- Pac-10 POY

1. ASU

2. UCLA

3. USC

4. Arizona

5. Washington

6. Stanford

7. Washington St.

8. Cal

9. Oregon

10. Oregon St.

Big East Preview

Scottie Reynolds-Big East POY

1. Lousiville

2. Uconn

3. Marquette

4. Pitt

5. ND

6. Syracuse

7. Nova

8. G-Town

9. WVU

10. Cincy

11. Seton Hall

12. St. Johns

13. Providence

14. Rutgers

15. DePaul

16. USF

Player Nicknames

So i have decided to unleash my player nicknames. Anyone who has done fantasy sports with me knows i have alot of nicknames so i figured i would throw them up here. Feel free to add.



NFL/College football:

Cleo's Sour Lemons, Gene UpChuck, Marc's dirty Sanchez, Josh Scobee doobie doo, Ronnie what can Brown do for you, DJ i cant Hackett, Vince i want to die Young, Dwayne's Bowe and arrow, Marshawn i need to be Lynched, Patrick corn on the Cobb, Selvin only the good die Young, LenDale i wish i was White, Santonio im burning down ya Holmes, Ahmans Greener pastures, Heath's Miller Lite, Jason Campbell's Soup, Deion im hanging by a Branch, Dominic im following the yellow brick Rhodes, Matt i build sand Cassell's, Josh i wish i could Reed, Shaun im over the Hill, Know-Sho Moreno, Casey im a fan of Dick



NBA/College:

Patient Zero, Jason i beat my Kidd, DeJauns Blair Witch Project, Lavance's Field of dreams, Rudy i was better off Gay, Kevin ill do anything for Love, Raja ring my Bell, Derrick im pushing up Roses, Eddie im bringing down the House, Josh my game is a sinking Shipp, Brian i stabbed Rudoplh,



MLB:

David if loving you is wrong i dont want to be Wright, Kerry's morning Wood, Mark's Prior Commitment, Ted's Lilly Pond, Randy Winn me a gumball, Ben i wet my Sheets, Garrett's Atkins diet, Eric's 3rd degree Byrnes, Nick's Swisher Sweets, Rickie i havent got laid in Weeks, Brad Hawpe on my nuts, Ryan i touched your kid in Church, Bill Hall's cough drops, Coco's Rice Crispys, Jon im a MaLester

A Few Fun Facts

This is a question that took me and my boy ha ha drew a little while to figure out, and then i took the question to the radio station and they could not get it without 20 clues. So here is the question

Who are the only 4 NBA rookies to ever make the All-Star game their rookie year?

the answer will come in a few days lets see if anyone can get it without cheating. P.S. Marcus this is a question i figured that you would love and now sit in class for the next week pre-occupied trying to figure out the answer.

College Football

1. Bama vs. Miss St. The Tide have lost to the Bulldogs in each of the past two seasons and have not scored an offensive TD in these teams' past three games. With this said Alabama is on a crash course to meet Florida in the SEC Championship. I say Roll Tide Roll, great run game with a efficient qb= a victory for Bama.
3. Texas vs. Kansas. The Jayhawks have given up at least 45 points in three of the past four. Not a good sign against a Texas team that is fifth in the nation in scoring (44 ppg). Colt McCoy will carve up the defense, and the vertically challanged Todd Reessing will struggle. Hook Em Horns.

4. Florida vs. 25. South Carolina. Steve Spurrier returns to the Swamp, leading a team that has won six of its past seven games after a 1-2 start. Florida, meanwhile, has won five straight since losing to Ole Miss in September. Has anyone else noticed that Tim Tebow is slowly creeping back into Heisman contention? I think this is the week he could put himself at the for-front with a big game, and a so so performance by Colt and Sam Bradford.

6. USC vs. Stanford. Think the Trojans will be ready for Stanford this time around? Last season's stunning loss certainly hasn't faded from USC's collective memory. The Trojans defense has proven that it is the best in the nation, now only if the offense can catch up. SC needs alot of help if they want to play for a national championship, right now it does not look good but do not count them out.

7. Utah vs. San Diego St. Utah can clinch at least a share of the Mountain West crown with a win at San Diego State. The Utes' last league title came four seasons ago. O yea by the way San Diego St. is 1-9, this is a tough one i guess i am going to have to take Utah... Big!!!

8. Penn St. vs. Indiana. Everyone outside of the Big-10 let out a sigh of relief when Penn St. loss. I think if i had to watch one more dam Big-10 team in a national championship game i would have went on a O.J. Simpson like killing spree. But hey its not all bad for you f*ck's from state college, you are now the winner of the Were the Team that Gets to Get Smashed by USC.

9. Boise St vs. Idaho. Idaho defense is allowing a WAC-worst 478 yards and 42 ppg. The Vandals have also lost their last 12 against Top 25 teams. That sets up well for Boise to stay undefeated. Quick question does anyone else feel that Ian Johnson has been around for o i dont 10 years now? At this point I am kind of sick of him and this Boise St. team. They gave us 1 great game and since then everyone has sucked their dick. I hope they make a BCS bowl game and get their ass kicked Hawaii style.

10. Georgia vs. Auburn. And the award for biggest fraud goes to... drum roll please!! the Georgia Bulldogs. I am sick of this team, a part of me wishes this was the Georgia that Russia was attempting to blow off the face of the earth. Im gonna go out on a limb and say Auburn gets the upset here. They are at home and i just hate the dogs at this point, i dont understand this love affair with Matt Stafford that Mel Kiper who is about as smart as a bag of Kibbles and Bites, and Todd McShay who now when ever he speaks reminds me of Warren from There's Something About Mary have. I hope Know-Sho stays in Athens cause if that happens i will feel a whole lot better.

11. Ohio St. vs. Illionis. Guess who's back? Back again, Ohio St. is back go shoot a friend. AHHH these were the famous lines of Eminem i believe. Honestly here we go again with this fucking team. I can just see Jim Tressel sitting in a corner laughing to himself, saying "I am the only one who will ever understand how the BCS works." This has to be true because this guy has the formula down pat on how to get embarrassed in big games, lose two games but somehow make a national championship/BCS bowl game. Now last i checked i thought i new a fair amount about sports but when it comes to the BCS i believe Jim Tressel has me beat. Ill take OSU because they want revenge, and i am no longer sold on Juice.

12. Mizz vs. Iowa St. I could have swore that Mizzou's season ended after they forgot to leave Columbia when they played Texas. Guess i was wrong. Iowa St. has lost 8 straight and i am about to ask Myles Brand(chair of NCAA) to revoke them from division 1 football play. Its funny how everyone is talking about Texas, Texas Tech or Oklahoma and who will get a BCS bowl well what if Mizzou wins the Big-12? Uh-ohhhh

13. Ok St. vs. Colorado. Colorado has lost its past three conference games against ranked teams by a margin of 126-28. The Buffs have won four of the past six meetings with OSU, but the teams haven't met since 2005. I like Ok. St and their high powered offense.

16. UNC vs. Maryland. How in the hell is UNC still winning? And how many people in Chapel Hill actually knew they played football in November? At this point im rooting for the Tar Heels to win out because they are fun to watch, play hard, and fundamentally sound. I know we talk about Pete Carroll, and the 5 SEC coaches but what about Butch Davis as one of the top coaches. I gotta think he will win coach of the year with a 3rd string qb, and their best play wr Brandon Tate out. I like UNC.

17. BYU vs. Air Force. There's something about Air Force that brings out the best in BYU. The Cougars have won the past four meetings by an average margin of almost 21 points. Look for this trend to continue .

19. FSU vs. BC. The running game should decide this one. BC is allowing a shade less than 102 rushing ypg, but Florida State owns one of the nation's best rushing offenses (205 ypg). It's tought to pick the Eagles because they are on the road. FSU squeeks out a close one.

20. LS-Who vs. Troy. The numbers don't favor Troy. LSU has won 24 straight nonconference games in Tiger Stadium. It has also won 17 consecutive nonconference games overall. O yea its a night game as well so the Tigers will win big.

23. Tulsa vs. Houston. Can Ron Artest, T-Mac, and Yao Ming play in this game? because that is the only way that Houston can keep up with Tulsa. Tulsa scores 50 and wins.

24. Wake Forest vs. NC St. Wake Forest's D ranks first in scoring defense (17 ppg) and rushing defense (90 ypg) in ACC games. NC State is just 3-6 but is coming off a win at Duke. I like the Deamon Decons and their stingy defense.

All Americans

1st team all americans-
Tyler Hansbrough, Blake Griffen, James Harden, Jack McClinton, Darren Collison

2nd team all americans-
Jon Brockman, Pat Mills, Steph Curry, Nick Calathes, Tyler Smith

Jamz of the Week

1. Kanye West-Anyway
2. Justin Timberlake-Magic
3. Jay-Z-History
4. Nas feat Kevin Rudolf-NYC
5. Usher- At the Time

New to the spread this week is AP's country hit of the week!!!!

Zac Brown Band- Chicken Fried

Casting The Vote

Well friends today is election day, so in honor of that I'm am doing my mid-season NFL awards.

Coach of the Year. This has to be a no brainier right? I personally think Jeff Fisher is the coach of the year. Jim Zorn and Mike Smith have both done a hell of a job and in the case of Smith far exceeded expectations, but Fisher's team is 8-0 both Smith and Zorn's team have 3 losses. People thought the Titans could make the playoffs but no one saw this coming. The best defense i have seen since the 2000 Ravens, a wide receiving core that you can pick up in your local supermarket, and a qb that is suppose to be washed up, Kerry Collins is showing teams like Dallas the importance of a solid backup qb. Vince I Want too Die Young has been MIA all season long, and there was no way anyone could have seen Slash and Dash (White, CJ) do as well as they have. All these factors add up to Jeff Fisher having his finest coaching season to date.

MVP. It pains me to write this but i have to give the man his credit. Cliton Portis and your twenty alter-egos have been the first half mvp. Portis had rushed for 120 yards in 5 consecutive games. C-Port has been averaging a 110 yards a game. The season that Portis has been having is the reason why Jason Campbell's Soup is having such a good season. Teams have stacking the box in order to stop Portis allowing Campbell to have one on one coverage on the outside and easier passing lanes. Portis has 172 more rushing yards than All Day Peterson who is second in rushing. One thing that's safe to say about portis is that Portis has his paper straight homie(see tirade on radio show earlier in year).

Rookie of the Year. This is a very difficult choice for me. First we have Chris Johnson. Johnson has run for 715 yards, averaging 4.9 yards per carry, he also has 24 grabs for 164. With all that said I am going to have to take Matt Ryan. Ryan's first ever pass was a td, he has come into the toughest situation a rookie qb could have come into, a team that just lose the face of the franchise to jail, and a team that most thought would win 2 games. Then there are his numbers. He has 9 td's to only 5 picks, and 1661 passing yards. If you need anymore proof that Ryan is rookie of the year, just look at his past three games, 23-30 301 yards 1td, 23-44 277 yards 2tds 2 int, 17-22 220 yards 2td's as the season goes along Ryan continues to get better.

Biggest Bust. At first i thought Chad Ocho Cinco, but with Palmer out i cant but him here. Then i thought the Dallas Cowboys, but with Romo out i also can not put them here. How about the Jags who were crowned preseason paper champs by many idiots, well the fact that there o-line is no longer in tact and the fact the Collier is playing dancing with the stars i could not pencil them here either. So her is my winner... the Chargers D. The once vaunted defense has went 9 quarters without a sack or int. Yes they lost Merriman but they have almost everyone back from last years team, including the most over rated/hyped corner in fb in Crokematie. Ted Cotrell was the scapegoat for a defense that 2 years ago was tops in the NFL. They have as much talent as anyone in fb, but i question their heart and motivation at this point.

Ryan Leaf Award. This may be the last award JaMarcus Russell ever receives in his life. The sad thing is that Al Davis will never admit that Russell will be a bust, another sad thing is that Russell has alot of upside, unfortunately for him he is in a bad offense and also he is a idiot just watch this guys press conference. Lets just look at Russell's last outing to prove my point. He went 6-19 31 yards 1int. That is not a misprint, 31 yards, are you serious, somewhere Charles Barkley is saying that's terrrribllle Erine. Russell often looks lost in the pocket, and seems like he can not make reads and check downs. Just think Oakland Terrell Pryor will be eligible in just 2 years.

Sean Taylor Award. First off this is not a slight against ST, let me make that clear. This award goes to the guy most likely to end up like him though. The winner of this prestigious award is none other than Javon Walker. Walker danced with death just a a few months ago when he mysteriously ended up in a alleyway in Vegas beaten up and broke. No one knows how in the hell Walker got to that point, police say they have no leads, this is bullshit somewhere out there is Pacman Jones sipping on his McDonald's soda with a bag in his other hand walking out of a courthouse. Walker escaped death once i predicate he wont twice. If you have seen Final Destination you know you cant cheat death twice, so with this said, when Al Davis comes calling with his sawed off shotgun pissed that Javon has taken his 40 million and ran off to Vegas with it i think we will have another fb player in heaven chilling with ST, and Gene Upchuck.

Jamz of the Week

1. Joe Budden feat Coldplay-Those Who Are Dead
2. Usher-What They Gon Say
3. B.I.G. feat Lil Wayne- Lost Boys
4. T-Pain feat Akon and T.I.- It Aint Me
5. T-Pain feat Akon and Diddy- Change

College Football week 10

No 1. Texas vs No. 7 Texas Tech. It seems like every week i do this Texas is number 1 and their facing another top 10 team. Well here we are again, Texas travels to Lubbock to face the best passing attack in the country in my opinion. Texas has won 4 straight against the Red Raiders averaging 48 ppg. If you want to watch great qb play tune in to this game. Colt McCoy is completing 81% of his passes and Graham Harrell has already thrown for over 3,000 and 28 td's. The problem I see is how is Texas young inexperienced secondary going to stop this passing attack and the best wide receiver in the country. Yes Texas shut down Mizzou but is not as good as Tech, also Graham cracker has only been sacked once all season, Texas has a better chance of seeing Ricky Williams renounce weed than sack Graham Harrell. With all this said I have to take Texas, there number 1 and will stay there till someone knocks them off.

No 2. Bama vs Arkansas St. Do i really need to say anything?

No 4. Oklahoma vs Nebraska. Nebraska is still a few years away from being able to contend with the big boys. Oklahoma has too much talent on both sides of the ball to lose this game. Sam Bradford who at this point i hate will get his numbers and carry the Sooners to a victory.

No 5. USC vs Washington. People like to throw the word curse out there alot such has the Cubs are cursed, The Red Sox's were cursed, well has anyone ever thought that maybe the entire state of Washington is cursed? Lets see, the state lost the Sonics to Oklahoma City because their arena resembled a homeless shelter. Next we have the Mariners, who some predicted to go to the World Series, well The M's finished with the worst record in baseball, and were as ugly as watching a D1 athlete try to do basic school work. Then we have the Seahawks, who again people thought were going to be a contender, after two weeks their team began to look like a Baghdad hospital with bodies all over, honestly at one point i thought they might as well bring Jerry Rice back or hell lets go a step further why not just sign Joe the Plumber because their WR core was sad. Finally to coll. fb were Wash and Wash St. have a combined 1-14 record. Wash St. is going to go down as the worst football team of all time, and the Huskies are not to far behind. With all that said its obvious who i am picking.

No.6 Georgia vs. No. 8 Florida. The Worlds Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party takes place in Jacksonville yet again. We all remember what happen last year, Georgia scored first then sent the entire team out onto the field to celebrate. That image is still fresh in Urban Meyer head and he is going to send his team out their to wipe Georgia off the map. Last year Tebow was injured and was ordered to stay in the pocket, that will not be the case this year. Florida has handled this situation very well implementing the "no comment" rule, but even if they are not talking about it we all know if Meyer gets a chance to run up the score he will. I personally think Florida is going to beat them senseless, look for the best game Tebow has had all season and the Gators to win by double digits.

No. 9 Oklahoma St. vs. Iowa St. Ok St. came up just short last week against Texas, but luckily for them they get a great rebound game in Iowa St. who hasnt won a big 12 game yet. Ok St. has the 6th rank scoring offense and that rushing attack will be to much for Iowa St.

No.10 Utah vs. New Mexico. Utah has won 16 of their last 17 games and are undefeated this season. The Ute's have the inside track on another BCS bowl game and i do not see New Mexico pulling the upset.

No. 11 Boise St. vs. New Mexico St. Another New Mexico team looking to play spoiler this week when New Mexico St. hosts Boise St. Boise St. has the best freshman qb in the country right now in Kellen Moore who has been terrific with wins at Oregon. They also have Ian Johnson, yes ladies and gentlemen he is still playing football i know. Boise St. is 8-0 against New Mexico St. and i like their chance to go 9-0

No. 13 TCU vs. UNLV. TCU has the top d in the country, they have to win this game because a loss would derail any BCS hopes they have. UNLV does has one upset win this season when they went to ASU and won but ASU has been horrible all season. This is a must win for TCU in order to keep pace with Utah so look for TCU to win.

No. 14 Mizzou vs. Baylor. Ok so Mizzou goes out and gets beat down in back to back games and then go and play Colorado and win 58-0 huh. This Mizzou team truly does not come to play in big games. This week they have Baylor who is a one man show in Robert Griffen, Griffen is only a freshman though so its going to be a long day for Baylor. Chase will have his 300 yards and Mizzou will win just dont expect them to win the Big 12 friends cause they will chock Bill Buckner style.

No. 15 FSU vs. Ga-Tech. Im not sure how FSU got to be ranked 15th i mean one week they were 25th then they jump up to 15, this is voter bias at its finest. FSU is not this good, their o-line is young and will have problems with a experienced Ga-Tech d-line. Can FSU stop Ga-Tech rushing attack will be the true question of this game. I dont see it happening. Ill take Tech at home to win a game that should not be considered a upset.

No. 17 Minn vs. Northwestern. Northwestern is without their starting rb and qb, that equals trouble. Minn does not turn over the ball, and they are also at home. Ill take the Gophers.

No. 18 Tulsa vs. Arkansas. Tulsa has the top scoring offense in the country, but are 0-16 against Arkansas. Good News though Arkansas sucks this season, and do not have the horses to keep up with Tulsa. Tulsa will score 40 points, Arkansas will not.

No. 19 LSU vs Tulane. Ls-Who meets Tulane in the Katrina Bowl. Lsu is coming off a loss against Georgia in which they got handled. Lsu d has been very shakey in their past couple games, but they face a Tulane team who is without star rb Andre Anderson. The Tigers have 16 straight and should continue that streak.

No. 20 BYU vs. Colorado St. BYU is out of the BCS race but they still can win the Mountain West. Max Hall should have a good day against Colorado St. BYU d is a bit of concern though giving up 67 points in their past two games. I think BYU can get this problem fixed and grab the W against Colorado St.

No. 21 Mich St. vs Wisconsin. Mich St. finally beat Michigan last week after a drought that seemed like it might last a 100 years. Wisconsin is a team that coming into the year at hopes of a Rose Bowl birth, now they will be happy with any bowl invite. Wisconsin has won 8 out of the last 11 meetings between these 2 teams. Javon Ringer will be the X factor, if he gets his 150 yards then St will grab the win. Ill take St, but would not be surprised if Wisconsin won the game.

No. 24 Oregon vs. Cal. Jeff Tedford has finally picked a qb and the winner is... Kevin Reilly, Kevin come on down and accept your prize. Your prize is a one game pass where you can fuck things up just enough but not enough to lose us the game. Oregon has the 5th ranked rushing attack, but Cal has a very good rush d. I hold off reservations of this Oregon team after i saw Boise St go in and win with a freshman qb. I guess ill take Cal just because on the shittiness scale they rank one notch below Cal.

No. 25 Uconn vs. WVU. I still think Jeff Mullen should be fired, these fucks at ESPN.com go out and say ok you people are crazy, look at what WVU did against Auburn, give the man a break they say. Ill give the man a break, a break from his job. The offense was flat in the first half, and if it wasn't for a Pat White tirade at halftime the offense would have continued to be flat. With that said Uconn has Donald Brown and thats it, but that could be enough to get a win. Brown is a workhorse and will run all over the horrible 3-3-5 defense WVU throws out their. I think WVU will win but am not sure because we have a coaching staff with a cumulative IQ of 7.