Monday, February 23, 2009

Jamz of the Month

The Dream feat Kanye- walking on the Moon
50 cent feat R Kelley- Do What It Do
John Legend- Lay Your Head Down
Omarion feat Lil Wayne- Comfort
Ne-yo- winner
Rick Ross feat Lil Wayne- Aint I Remix
T-Pain feat Kanye West- Flight School
T.I.- Get that money
T.I.- Coming Back

Friday, February 6, 2009

Jamz of the Month

1. Jay-Z- My President is Black
2. Llyod Banks- Shine Thru
3. Maino feat T-Pain- All the Above
4. The Dream feat Fabolous, Rick Ross- Rockin that shit remix
5. Rihanna feat The Dream- Hating on the Club
6. Fat Joe feat Akon- One
7. Lil Wayne feat Juelz- Rap Cematary
8. T.I.- Better than this
9. Llyod Banks- Increase the Gritty
10. Jay-Z- When the Money Goes

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Mock Draft


1. Det- M. Stafford: If i were the Lions i would draft Andre Smith and build through the line. The team is going to suck next year anyways, might as well wait on a qb and go after Cassell in a year


2. STL- A. Smith: Sensible pick here, the rams are in a rebuilding period and starting with a gifted o-lineman makes all the sense in the world


3. KC- M. Sanchez: Taking Sanchez means they are giving up on Tyler Thigpan. Sanchez may not be ready bu who really knows, he has a high ceiling here and looks great in his final game as a Trojan.


4. SEA- M. Crabtree: Sea needs off help, especially at wr. Crabtree is a lock, its something to think Texas wanted him to play safety


5. CLE- A. Curry: Curry is a tackling machine, and will help a def that has a good number of holes.


6. CIN- M. Oher: CIN o-line was god awful last season, Carson Palmer will be pleading for some protection, Oher can come in and contribute right away.


7. OAK- J. Macklin: Al David loves speed and Macklin is a bullet, i do not believe he is top 10 talent, not yet. Macklin is still raw as a wr, but Davis is gonna want a speedy wr that JaMurcus can throw it up to


8. Jags- E. Monroe: The jags need some o line help, Monroe is a steady tackle that can start immediately for them


9. GB- M. Jenkins: Al Harris says hes not coming back, and Charles Woodsen is 33. Jenkins has all the tools to be a top flight corner in the NFL


10. SF- B. Orakpo: SF needs help on the d-line, the Manny Lawson project has not really panned out to this point. Orakpo is a fast end who can help keep extra lineman off Patrick " What you talking about" Willis.


11. Buff- E. Brown: Brown stock has really been rising over the past season. Buff fell apart due to an inadequate pass rush, Brown is fast and strong and can help them right away


12. Den- R. Maualuga: Maualuga has shinned in the senior bowl practices this week, he is suspect in the pass game, but in the run game he is fierce, him paired with dj williams would be great in Mike Nolan's 3-4 d


13. Wash- J. Smith: Some have Smith as a top 10 pick i think he will fall to wash. Smith would be a welcome edition to a Skins off line that could use a little help.


14. NO- A. Maybin: Maybin is a hybrid lb/de. NO is likely to lose Jonathan Vilma so Maybin would make perfect sense here


15. Hou- V. Davis: Davis may be better than his other Big-10 corner Malcom Jenkins. Hou could let Dunta Robinson go, if so then Davis is a great fit


16. SD- C. Wells: Sporles is a fa, and LT could be on his way out of town. The chargers do not have many needs. Wells is a big hard runner who looked great in the Fiesta Bowl


17. Jets- D.J. Moore: The jets secondary often times got burnt last year. Moore is a solid coverage corner who finished 5th in Vandy history for int. A combo of him and Revis could create havic for AFC East qb's


18. CHI- E. Britton: The bears could take Percy here but i think they go to the o-line where they need help. Britton can start right away and help open lanes for Matt Forte


19. TB- K. Moreno: With the health of Cadillac and Earnest Graham in question Moreno makes sense here. A young back that can contribute right away, in a year this kid is mostly a top 10 pick so 19 is a steal


20. Det- B.J. Raji: He prob will not last this long because he is soaring up draft boards, but if he does Det would have to take him. He has all the tools to be the next Albet Hayneworth


21. ARI- B. Pettigrew: Already have a explosive offense, why not add to it. The cards have great wr, but no true te. Pettigrew could change that adding him gives Warner/Lienart and extra target and frees up the middle.


22. Min- T. Jackson: adding Jackson would equal to the best d-line in football if they don't already have that. Jackson is quick and opposite of Allen could make him a force. Another option here is a wr


23. NE- J. Laurinatis: Laurinatis draft stock took a major hit this year, because last year had he came out would have been a top 10 pick. He often gets lost in traffic and is a little undersized, but at 24 you cant pass him up and Bill will turn him into that lb that everyone thought would be a top 10 pick.


24. ATL- D. Robinson: Atl does not have alot of needs, but Robinson could help on the line. I know its a tad high for a guard but its worth it if he can open holes for Turner and protect Ryan


25. MIA- W. Moore: Moore is an athletic safety that can contribute. He is a solid tackler and proven leader, two things Parcells likes


26. Balt- P. Harvin: The Ravens receiving core sucks, lets not sugar coat the facts, Percy is lighting quick and would be a great addition to Flacco's big arm. If however Ray Ray leaves Brian Cushing becomes the pick


27. Indy- P. Loadholt: A team that does not have many needs, Loadholt could help a line that at times really struggled protecting Manning at times last season. Loadholt was very solid all season at OK


28. Phi- H. Nicks: Nicks final game in Tar Heel blue was a showcase to scouts when he put up over 200 yards. The Eagles already have a deep threat with D-Jax, Nicks would go along great because he is psychical and will go across the middle.


29. NY- B. Cushing: Cushing will hit anything that walks. A great lb that could be gone by this pick due to a great senior bowl week. The Giants may also go wr here pending the Plax's situation.


30. Tenn- M. Johnson: The freak is not getting any younger here so going de makes sense. The titans seem to always go defense minus last year, Johnson has the ability to come off the end and get to the qb or running back in the back field.


31. Phi- L. McCoy: Westbrook is always banged up so taking a reliable rb here is a great insurance policy. McCoy is very shifty and can catch the ball out of the back field, and seeing as how the eagles have few needs this would fit... unless they draft Josh Freeman than i would laugh


32. Pitt- A. Mack: The steelers line is not good, i dont care who you talk to. Mack is the best center is the country and a great all around lineman. Mack is one of the lineman that could be in Pitt for the next 10-12 yrs and Steelers fans would love him.

Jamz of the.... Month

First i would just like to say that the Cards and Shitsburgh Steelers will meet in Tampa. But with that said how about some Jamz seeing they havent been up in a long time

Rihanna feat Chris Brown-Bad Girl
Chris Brown- Believer
Eminem feat Dr. Dre and 50 Cent- Crack a Bottle
Lil Wayn feat Brisco- Get it on
Jesse McCartney feat Ludacris- How do you sleep
Justin Timberlake feat T.I.- If I
Lil Wayne- Red Rum
Shontelle feat Akon- Stuck with each other
Justin Timberlake- Bigger than the world

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Food for thought


OK so i do realize that it has been a while, but i have came across some things that are pretty interesting over my month away from the site. The first thing is that Bob Ooops ( yes this is now his legal name) needs to be revoked of all coaching duties after December 6 of every year. The man looks more confused than Rex Grossman trying to read defenses. Once again Ooops could not get his team up for a big game and was out coached by Urban Legend. Case and point why Ooops is one more BCS game away from being called Rob Marinelli is OK is down 14-7 on Florida's 10 with 10 seconds remaining. Now let me paint the picture here for you, i am sitting at my friends house with a bunch of our friends and we did squares for the game. Now i bet you can guess who had 14-14 as their half-time score, that's right me. So i am sitting there saying to myself this fucker is going have a pass pattern that goes to the 1 yard line. Saying this my friends around me who all played football(some college) said that i was crazy, that Cherokee Nation(Sam Bradford) would throw the ball in the end zone or out of it and kick the field goal. Sure enough though Bob Oops never fails me, Bradford throws the ball to Enrique at the one where he proceeds to bobble the ball as if it had AIDS which led to Florida picking it off, and me sitting there screaming at the TV. In the end The Tebow's went on to win, no shocker there, i have come to realize two things now in life 1. Shawn Kemp will never stop reproducing and 2. Bob Ooops becomes a bobbling idiot after January 1 of every year.




Now i think we all know where i stand on the New York Knicks franchise, but honestly i have come to the conclusion that there even dumber than i fucking thought. See they have a guy by the name of Jerome JAMES who is god awful, but listen to this now how about they take Quinton Richardson's number 23 and give it to James, It would take maybe 30 seconds for that jersey to become the number one selling jersey in the league. Just picture in every Foot Locker from L.A. to Boston with a Knicks James 23 jersey sitting in the display... priceless.


Now this is truly preposterous, the Miami Heat franchise has retired only 2 jerseys, can you guess which two? If you said Alonzo Morning or Tim Hardaway you are wrong. The answer... Michael Jordan and Dan Marino. When i found this out i immediately wanted to get on the phone with David Stern and found out if we could strip the Heat of their 2006 championship. I mean come on we all want to see on ESPN News that the commish has revoked their title citing Tim Donaghy had money on the game and series for that matter, the fans being all faggots for starting the lets all where white and support a franchise that we know nothing about. Really Miami MJ, and Marino... why not just retire Len Bias, Michael Phelps, and Ken Dorsey's jersey to the rafters.

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Bowl Picks


So i have not been on this for a while because of finals, but now im back and picking the bowl games. I will break down the games later on in the week.



Wake Forest vs. Navy. Wake Forest

Colorado State vs Fresno State. Fresno State

Memphis vs. USF. USF

BYU vs. Arizona. BYU

Southern Miss vs. Troy. Troy

Boise State vs. TCU. Boise St.

Hawaii vs. Notre Dame. Hawaii

Florida Atlantic vs. Central Michigan. C.Michigan

WVU vs. UNC. UNC

Wisconsin vs. FSU. FSU

Miami vs. Cal. Cal

Northern Illionis vs. La Tech. La Tech

Nc. St vs. Rutgers. Rutgers

Missouri vs. Northwestern. Missouri

Maryland vs. Nevada. Maryland

Western Michigan vs. Rice. Rice

Ok. St. vs. Oregon. Ok St

Houston vs. Air Force. Air Force

Oregon St. vs. Pitt. Pitt

BC vs. Vandy. BC

Kansas vs. Minn. Kansas

LS-Who vs. Ga Tech. Ga Tech

South Carolina vs. Iowa. South Carolina

Georgia vs. Michigan St. Georgia

Nebraska vs. Clemson. Clemson

Penn St vs. USC. USC

Cincy vs. Va Tech. Va Tech

Ole Miss vs. Texas Tech. Texas Tech

Kentucky vs. ECU. ECU

Utah vs. Bama. Bama

Buffalo vs. Uconn. Uconn

Ohio St. vs. Texas. Texas

Ball St. vs. Tulsa. Ball St

Florida vs. Oklahom. Florida

Saturday, November 29, 2008

2010 the Movie???


Somewhere in a NBA league office David Stern is sitting in a chair saying to himself "jesus i dont get paid enough for this shit." Just a few weeks into the season and a blind man could tell you that there are only a handful of teams that are gonna be there in the end, those teams are the Celtics, Lakers, Rockets, Hornets, Cavs, and Jazz, o and the Spurs. You may think i am crazy about putting Utah and the Spurs there but both teams have one thing in common and that is a plethora of injuries. The Jazz are without Deron Williams who is the heart and soul of the team and the Spurs are without Tony Longoria-Parker. In the end though i dont see anyone stopping the Lakers and Celtics from meeting in the Finals again. Now to the rest of the NBA and why David Stern wants to O.J. Simpson someone by weeks end. First the state of the Knicks. Does anyone else feel that if a terrioist unit overtook the Knicks it would be the best thing for basketball. I can see it now, theres James Dolan owner of the Knicks on the phone with Montana state representatives trying to see if he could move the Knicks there because he feels that there is a competitive sports market in Montana and there would be no other sports competition in the state. Then theres Isaiah Thomas, know hes still affiliated with the organization but the organization denys this and says "he's associated with us but he can not talk to the players." So theres Isaiah Thomas sitting in his 4x4 cubical on the phone with NYPD because someone at his household has OD, Thomas responses to this news with the following response " OK officer ill trade you a 1st, 2nd, the rights to LeBron in 2010 and cash consideration for whatever prescription drugs my relative has taken." Now that Dolan has been snuffed by terrorists and Thomas dead by OD or possible irritate Knick fan that takes us to Stephon Marbury and Mike D'Antoni. These two should have there own sitcom. Marbury says he wont play he would like to but just doesn't, D'Antoni says hey i offered him 35 mins he turned them down. Who do you believe the guy with a tattoo on his head and a wonderful sneaker that is priced at $10.99 or the guy that believes the shot clock should be 7 seconds and that basketball should be a half court game. Anyone else think Steph is gonna turn into Latrell Spreewell, choke out his coach and then turn down money because he says he has to feed his family. The solution is to trade Marbury.... to Iraq for a rocket laucnher to be named so Donnie Walsh can blow this whole team up.


Ok so when the fuck did the NY Knicks become the most storied franchise in league history, please someone tell me. This team could win the next 12 championships in a row and only be considered 3rd, ESPN could run a story tomorrow that Magic Johnson and Bill Russell both were in a secret underground gambling society with Pete Rose and Rick Neuhisel thus leading to all championships being stripped from both teams and still the Knicks would be 3rd. You see the pattern here NY, your always gonna be the 3rd wheel. I love to here all these Knicks fans talk about 2010. So i got a question do they think that on December 31 at 11:59 when the clock strikes midnight that its all of a sudden going to be june 15 2010 and hey what do you know its the Lebron James lottery. The NY Knicks and all their fans just need to shut the fuck up already and enjoy the next 2 horrible seasons. I cant remember any other sports franchise in recent memory publicly come out and say hey were having a fire sale... for the next 2 years. Yea see fans were going to try to trade away every guy that makes over a million dollars so that me have enough cap room for LJ. The funny thing is the fans are ok with this, i mean just how fucking stupid are you im sorry i did not realize that it said in Genesis act 3 verse 1 In 2010 the LeBron James will descend upon the city of New York and on the team of the Knicks, thus bringing prosperity and great wealth to all. I can not wait to see the draft lottery when the Knicks send Stephon Marbury as their team rep because they believe he is a mythological creature that stands for bad luck, only they get the 1st pick the next 2 years, which would be comical because you will never see a GM like Donnie Walsh try harder to get rid of those picks for expiring contracts. I am at the point where i want Steven Spielberg to do a movie titled 2010: The day the NBA stood still. It would have everything you could want. You have teams killing themselves to clear cap space. You have rumors galore. You have a staggering number of star free agents who might be available including Wade, Bosh, and LeBron. The story could be how 3 men none who are college graduates out smarted everyone in the NBA and held it hostage for an entire 3 months, yep i wanna see that in IMAX. All this LeBron talk now leads me to my final point.


LeBron James, i agree with Sir Charles when he said you need to shut up. LeBron James, the high school grad that he is responded by saying " Charles is stupid." LeBron James sure is a deep thinker. Now i understand that for the next 2 years all i am going to here is where is LeBron James going to play, maybe he stays with the Cavs, maybe he goes to the Pistons or maybe he sells his soul to the Knicks. The last person to sell their soul to the Knicks was Patrick Ewing, and yea we all know how that worked out for him. If i was a GM i would say fuck LeBron and his 22% shooting percentage from 3, i would say fuck LeBron James and the fact that he does not make his teammates better, i would say fuck the fact that he is not concerned with being Jordan on the court, but that he wants to be Jordan off the court which is a global icon. If i was a GM i would try to get 2 superstars instead of LeBron. Give me Amare Stoudimare and D Wade, or Bosh and Dirk or any of those 4 players Wade and Bosh whatever two of then will beat LeBron James. Im sick of hearing that LeBron is the best player in the league as well. He is not, if I am building a team i would take Kobe and Chris Paul before him, and if i was guaranteed by GOD that D Wade would never ever again get injured i would take him as well. How can you LeBron fan boys say he is the best when he shoots 28% from 3 and that just went up only because he went 3-4 in his last game, he is a career 73% ft shooter. Hold on and lets reflect on that last stat, the supposed air apparent to MJ is a career 73% ft shooter, now if im gonna call someone the greatest player of all time i would like to think he can hit a shot when know one is covering him, i mean hell MJ was a career 84% ft shooter. It's so bad that in 06-07 he shot 69%, really go get me Stevie Wonder and i bet i can get him to make 7 out of 10. I wonder if LeBron knows that he cant shoot, because he jacks up more three's than anyone, in 06 he attempted 379 3 pointers, he hit 127 of them, thats an outstanding 33%. So when people tell me that LeBron is better than Kobe i laugh. Kobe wants to be like Jordan on the court thats where him and LeBron differ. Kobe is having a down year some would say because he is only averaging 24 ppg, but that is because he is taking far fewer shots now because he has a solid cast around him, and hey they are in 1st place so no complaints. Kobe like MJ is a good ft shooter this year shooting 83%, Kobe's worst year 79% would be a career high for LeBron. Also Kobe has 3 rings to LeBron's 0. I know kobe had Shaq and you LeBron fans would say well if LeBron had Shaq he would have had 3 rings as well. Well we just will never know now will we, and o Kobe averaged 23, 29, and 25 ppg during those 3 seasons. Kobe at one time suffered from what i believe LeBron James is going through, i dont trust my teammates syndrome. Now the only remedy for this disease is maturity, It took Kobe a while to grow up but now that he has look where he is. Dont try and give me Kobe cant win by himself either and LeBron can. Jordan had Pippen and you dont see anyone devaluing those championships or Jordans ability. In the NBA 1 player can not win by himself, many have tryed few have succeeded. In the end i want the guy that cares about winning a championship and making everyone around him better, not the guy who wants to be a global icon and is already thinking about his next paycheck that is 2 years down the road.