Kimbo I Just Got Sliced

For a while now i have been saying that Kimbo Slice is so overrated its not even funny. If this guy was so good then UFC would have picked him. Kimbo built up his legendary status by beating up a bunch of retards in backyards an allyes, posted them on youtube and people all around the world said and i quote "Kimbo is a beast". Well Kimbo is not a beast, far from. It took 14 seconds by a guy who had pink hair and had not fought in 2 years to beat this baboon. Kimbo had 2 inches and 30 pounds on his opponent Seth Petruzelli. Hopefully this is the end of the road for Kimbo and also CBS and this fighting experiment they have going. CBS turned this joker into the baddest man on earth, he will kick anyones ass is what i often heard. Yes he will kick anyones ass, as long as they are 2-3 inches shorter than, weight 30lbs less than him, an come into the fight with some sort of visuable disability. I mean seriously the guys they threw out there were nothing short of comical i was thinking to myself who is next really? how bout a guy in a wheelchair, or maybe someone in a coma, cause surely the guys they were running out there against him were not fighters. This is how bad it was, Ken Shamrock yes Ken Shamrock the 44 year old grandpa who is 1 punch to the head away from being the next Muhammad Ali couldnt fight becasue he suffered a boo-boo on his head, so EliteXc tried to get his brother, Ken Shamrocks brother is a color commentator for CBS who hasnt fought for years, has a broken arm and gave 40lbs to Kimbo. Really now thats the best they could do, i got an idea why not take the popcorn vendor from isle 3 or how about that fat ass fan thats sitting in the front row, you know that guy that has a Stone Cold Steve Austin shirt reading 3:16 thats 2 sizes two small with beer stains all over, yea that guy go get him. So once Kimbo got his ass handed to him XliteXc scrambled to try and find a way to spin this, and they did here is what they said "This is MMA, all the best have lost". This statement is true some of the best have lost, to some of the OTHER BEST! Tito Ortiz loss to Ken Shamrock, Chuck Liddell lost to Randy Coute and vice versus, Quinton Rampage Jackson loss to Foresst Griffen and so on, and we would like to keep going the best fighter in the world pound for pound Anderson "The Spider" Silva has yet to lose in the UFC, undefeated in the 185lb and 205lb weight class. So in XliteXC eyes Kimbo could throw bows with these guys, heres the thing if Kimbo losses to a scrub like Petruzelli, what would happen when he fought a real fighter like all the fighters mentioned above, i can tell you what would happen, they would hype the fight up for months then it would be fight night Kimbo would walk into the ring the bell would ring and that would be the end of his life, plain an simple. Just a couple of years ago you could have seen this clown on the streets because he was homeless, only in America can you beat up other homeless people and get famous for it. So where does he go from here? Well he cant get back into the ring as a headline act because he sucks, and the only way he will get respect is if he beats someone better than him, and that wont happen. So i have come up with a few career paths Kimbo can take. 1. Go on dancing with the stars 2. Fight Jose Canseco, hes always looking to make money 3. Go back to the streets or 4. maybe the most sensible choice for him and everyone else, Go to New York walk to the Geroge Washington bridge, yes walk hes probably too dumb to operate a motor vechile, when he gets to the bridge JUMP!!! Hopefully for him and all of us this puts an end to his 15 seconds of fame.