2010 the Movie???

Somewhere in a NBA league office David Stern is sitting in a chair saying to himself "jesus i dont get paid enough for this shit." Just a few weeks into the season and a blind man could tell you that there are only a handful of teams that are gonna be there in the end, those teams are the Celtics, Lakers, Rockets, Hornets, Cavs, and Jazz, o and the Spurs. You may think i am crazy about putting Utah and the Spurs there but both teams have one thing in common and that is a plethora of injuries. The Jazz are without Deron Williams who is the heart and soul of the team and the Spurs are without Tony Longoria-Parker. In the end though i dont see anyone stopping the Lakers and Celtics from meeting in the Finals again. Now to the rest of the NBA and why David Stern wants to O.J. Simpson someone by weeks end. First the state of the Knicks. Does anyone else feel that if a terrioist unit overtook the Knicks it would be the best thing for basketball. I can see it now, theres James Dolan owner of the Knicks on the phone with Montana state representatives trying to see if he could move the Knicks there because he feels that there is a competitive sports market in Montana and there would be no other sports competition in the state. Then theres Isaiah Thomas, know hes still affiliated with the organization but the organization denys this and says "he's associated with us but he can not talk to the players." So theres Isaiah Thomas sitting in his 4x4 cubical on the phone with NYPD because someone at his household has OD, Thomas responses to this news with the following response " OK officer ill trade you a 1st, 2nd, the rights to LeBron in 2010 and cash consideration for whatever prescription drugs my relative has taken." Now that Dolan has been snuffed by terrorists and Thomas dead by OD or possible irritate Knick fan that takes us to Stephon Marbury and Mike D'Antoni. These two should have there own sitcom. Marbury says he wont play he would like to but just doesn't, D'Antoni says hey i offered him 35 mins he turned them down. Who do you believe the guy with a tattoo on his head and a wonderful sneaker that is priced at $10.99 or the guy that believes the shot clock should be 7 seconds and that basketball should be a half court game. Anyone else think Steph is gonna turn into Latrell Spreewell, choke out his coach and then turn down money because he says he has to feed his family. The solution is to trade Marbury.... to Iraq for a rocket laucnher to be named so Donnie Walsh can blow this whole team up.

Ok so when the fuck did the NY Knicks become the most storied franchise in league history, please someone tell me. This team could win the next 12 championships in a row and only be considered 3rd, ESPN could run a story tomorrow that Magic Johnson and Bill Russell both were in a secret underground gambling society with Pete Rose and Rick Neuhisel thus leading to all championships being stripped from both teams and still the Knicks would be 3rd. You see the pattern here NY, your always gonna be the 3rd wheel. I love to here all these Knicks fans talk about 2010. So i got a question do they think that on December 31 at 11:59 when the clock strikes midnight that its all of a sudden going to be june 15 2010 and hey what do you know its the Lebron James lottery. The NY Knicks and all their fans just need to shut the fuck up already and enjoy the next 2 horrible seasons. I cant remember any other sports franchise in recent memory publicly come out and say hey were having a fire sale... for the next 2 years. Yea see fans were going to try to trade away every guy that makes over a million dollars so that me have enough cap room for LJ. The funny thing is the fans are ok with this, i mean just how fucking stupid are you im sorry i did not realize that it said in Genesis act 3 verse 1 In 2010 the LeBron James will descend upon the city of New York and on the team of the Knicks, thus bringing prosperity and great wealth to all. I can not wait to see the draft lottery when the Knicks send Stephon Marbury as their team rep because they believe he is a mythological creature that stands for bad luck, only they get the 1st pick the next 2 years, which would be comical because you will never see a GM like Donnie Walsh try harder to get rid of those picks for expiring contracts. I am at the point where i want Steven Spielberg to do a movie titled 2010: The day the NBA stood still. It would have everything you could want. You have teams killing themselves to clear cap space. You have rumors galore. You have a staggering number of star free agents who might be available including Wade, Bosh, and LeBron. The story could be how 3 men none who are college graduates out smarted everyone in the NBA and held it hostage for an entire 3 months, yep i wanna see that in IMAX. All this LeBron talk now leads me to my final point.

LeBron James, i agree with Sir Charles when he said you need to shut up. LeBron James, the high school grad that he is responded by saying " Charles is stupid." LeBron James sure is a deep thinker. Now i understand that for the next 2 years all i am going to here is where is LeBron James going to play, maybe he stays with the Cavs, maybe he goes to the Pistons or maybe he sells his soul to the Knicks. The last person to sell their soul to the Knicks was Patrick Ewing, and yea we all know how that worked out for him. If i was a GM i would say fuck LeBron and his 22% shooting percentage from 3, i would say fuck LeBron James and the fact that he does not make his teammates better, i would say fuck the fact that he is not concerned with being Jordan on the court, but that he wants to be Jordan off the court which is a global icon. If i was a GM i would try to get 2 superstars instead of LeBron. Give me Amare Stoudimare and D Wade, or Bosh and Dirk or any of those 4 players Wade and Bosh whatever two of then will beat LeBron James. Im sick of hearing that LeBron is the best player in the league as well. He is not, if I am building a team i would take Kobe and Chris Paul before him, and if i was guaranteed by GOD that D Wade would never ever again get injured i would take him as well. How can you LeBron fan boys say he is the best when he shoots 28% from 3 and that just went up only because he went 3-4 in his last game, he is a career 73% ft shooter. Hold on and lets reflect on that last stat, the supposed air apparent to MJ is a career 73% ft shooter, now if im gonna call someone the greatest player of all time i would like to think he can hit a shot when know one is covering him, i mean hell MJ was a career 84% ft shooter. It's so bad that in 06-07 he shot 69%, really go get me Stevie Wonder and i bet i can get him to make 7 out of 10. I wonder if LeBron knows that he cant shoot, because he jacks up more three's than anyone, in 06 he attempted 379 3 pointers, he hit 127 of them, thats an outstanding 33%. So when people tell me that LeBron is better than Kobe i laugh. Kobe wants to be like Jordan on the court thats where him and LeBron differ. Kobe is having a down year some would say because he is only averaging 24 ppg, but that is because he is taking far fewer shots now because he has a solid cast around him, and hey they are in 1st place so no complaints. Kobe like MJ is a good ft shooter this year shooting 83%, Kobe's worst year 79% would be a career high for LeBron. Also Kobe has 3 rings to LeBron's 0. I know kobe had Shaq and you LeBron fans would say well if LeBron had Shaq he would have had 3 rings as well. Well we just will never know now will we, and o Kobe averaged 23, 29, and 25 ppg during those 3 seasons. Kobe at one time suffered from what i believe LeBron James is going through, i dont trust my teammates syndrome. Now the only remedy for this disease is maturity, It took Kobe a while to grow up but now that he has look where he is. Dont try and give me Kobe cant win by himself either and LeBron can. Jordan had Pippen and you dont see anyone devaluing those championships or Jordans ability. In the NBA 1 player can not win by himself, many have tryed few have succeeded. In the end i want the guy that cares about winning a championship and making everyone around him better, not the guy who wants to be a global icon and is already thinking about his next paycheck that is 2 years down the road.