Food for thought

OK so i do realize that it has been a while, but i have came across some things that are pretty interesting over my month away from the site. The first thing is that Bob Ooops ( yes this is now his legal name) needs to be revoked of all coaching duties after December 6 of every year. The man looks more confused than Rex Grossman trying to read defenses. Once again Ooops could not get his team up for a big game and was out coached by Urban Legend. Case and point why Ooops is one more BCS game away from being called Rob Marinelli is OK is down 14-7 on Florida's 10 with 10 seconds remaining. Now let me paint the picture here for you, i am sitting at my friends house with a bunch of our friends and we did squares for the game. Now i bet you can guess who had 14-14 as their half-time score, that's right me. So i am sitting there saying to myself this fucker is going have a pass pattern that goes to the 1 yard line. Saying this my friends around me who all played football(some college) said that i was crazy, that Cherokee Nation(Sam Bradford) would throw the ball in the end zone or out of it and kick the field goal. Sure enough though Bob Oops never fails me, Bradford throws the ball to Enrique at the one where he proceeds to bobble the ball as if it had AIDS which led to Florida picking it off, and me sitting there screaming at the TV. In the end The Tebow's went on to win, no shocker there, i have come to realize two things now in life 1. Shawn Kemp will never stop reproducing and 2. Bob Ooops becomes a bobbling idiot after January 1 of every year.

Now i think we all know where i stand on the New York Knicks franchise, but honestly i have come to the conclusion that there even dumber than i fucking thought. See they have a guy by the name of Jerome JAMES who is god awful, but listen to this now how about they take Quinton Richardson's number 23 and give it to James, It would take maybe 30 seconds for that jersey to become the number one selling jersey in the league. Just picture in every Foot Locker from L.A. to Boston with a Knicks James 23 jersey sitting in the display... priceless.

Now this is truly preposterous, the Miami Heat franchise has retired only 2 jerseys, can you guess which two? If you said Alonzo Morning or Tim Hardaway you are wrong. The answer... Michael Jordan and Dan Marino. When i found this out i immediately wanted to get on the phone with David Stern and found out if we could strip the Heat of their 2006 championship. I mean come on we all want to see on ESPN News that the commish has revoked their title citing Tim Donaghy had money on the game and series for that matter, the fans being all faggots for starting the lets all where white and support a franchise that we know nothing about. Really Miami MJ, and Marino... why not just retire Len Bias, Michael Phelps, and Ken Dorsey's jersey to the rafters.